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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 05:32
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Still no good
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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do some children hate their parents?
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
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Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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